• college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in
  • montypythonandtheholyblog:

    today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

    catofnine:

    Don’t date anyone who tries to control the way you dress.

    I have witnessed so many girls dress more “modestly” for the sake of their male partner because he apparently feels “insecure” if she’s showing more skin in public around other men.

    I have zero sympathy for him. It…

    slentando:

    I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

    slavocracy:

    sorry white people but if you dont support mike brown & the people of fergusons’ protests in 2014 you probably wouldnt have supported abolition in the 1800s or civil rights movements in the 1960s & having the ability to recognize something as morally justified in hindsight something that has already been accepted by the mainstream as morally justified is nice for u but on all practical levels useless to everyone else 

    punkassliam:

    harrycliff0rd:

    One Direction sing Torn live at Sydney Soundcheck 23/10/2013  x

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    Anonymous: Why are you so angry about JLaw's nudes being leaked? I thought you didn't like her.

    tstarksbitch:

    • i am angry because this is just another example of women being shamed for taking nudes instead of the douchebag who spreads them being shamed for violating someone’s privacy like that
    • i am angry because nobody deserves this, regardless of how i feel about their personality
    • i am angry because this is pure misogyny and shows how women aren’t respected in our culture
    • i am angry because she did not consent to having those pics posted everywhere but they still were
    • i am angry because on the VERY RARE occasion this happens to a male celeb he is not shamed but rather the perpetrator is and it’s forgotten quickly whereas this will haunt jennifer for years and years to come
    • i am angry because this was a sex crime and people are treating it like a joke
    • i am angry because she is being exploited/objectified and some gross dudebros are probably jacking off to those pics 
    • i am angry because people are CONGRATULATING the fucker who did such an atrocious thing to her instead of being appalled 

    listen i may not like her personally but the fact remains that as a human being she is entitled to body autonomy and to choose who sees her naked body and who doesn’t